The Tirupati Laddu-Eaters of Vegetarian States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Irālā Hari Gundlapalli with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.193 billion Laddu-Eaters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirupati. The average income tax rate is 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tirupati economy, worth a remarkable 3,471 trillion pagodas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,674 pagodas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Tirupati flag, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vegetarian States's national animal is the Punganur cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vaikhānasa.

Vegetarian States is ranked 34,507^th in the world and 14^th in India for Largest Populations, with 12.2 billion capita.